Put 'Em in the Dirt

Posted by Matthew Louv

Holy crap, somebody let Alfa Mega out of his holding pen long enough to watch Fox News. I think unleashing him in the White House for an hour would do more for social reform than the past thirty years of progressive legislation combined.



If Kim Jong-Il screamed at his webcam about being "Fo' foot fo', dick hangin' to the flo'," I think we might be terrified into a reasonable foreign policy.

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